sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

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methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
― A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
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alcorock:

I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza)

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earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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