i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
mom: dinners ready
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.