andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”
Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s   (via queenoakenshield)
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When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.
― Dean Steed (via cavum)

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kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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